i cannot and will not kiss that creep

Have you seen "Don't Trust the B**** in Apt 23"? Because it's funny to think about James van der Beek as himself in that show, a product of this one. It's funny. Trust me.

I didn't get to take anything besides Theology, Math, Social Studies/Government, English, French, and-- 

HOLY SHIT. I have just rediscovered my love of Scott Foley. Sigh.

New York is being painted as this den of sin. Now, I don't know how true that is. I can say that all the people I know from NY are more promiscuous that myself. Then again, it's not like that's difficult to accomplish.

And Katie Holmes is wearing a bikini top. How is this appropriate? And yet somehow I'm seeing less of her boobs than when she's wearing a shirt (braless, of course).  Stay away, guys, remember, she's now married to TOM CRUISE, god of scientology.

Chapstick. This is when I think the seed was planted in my head about Chapstick being best for kissing. I went through a huge lip-gloss phase, but when I heard that Katy Perry song and then lived it, I realized that Mr. Leary was totally right. Chapstick is always the way to go.

I love this because if you didn't know about it later, you'd only see Joey and Pacey as obligatory acquaintances. And, truth be told, I don't know if I'd date Joshua Jackson at this point.

Why is it that a lot of tv shows take place in New England. Capeside, MA: Dawson's Creek. "Stars Hollow," CT: Gilmore Girls... okay, so I can only think of those two right now.

Then again there are a lot of tv shows and movies that take place in, for instance, Ohio. Like Glee, Greek, Accepted, etc.

My school dances did not look like this. It was a lot more awkward. Girls congregating in groups, eyes darting and giggling nervously. Boys standing with awkward features near the wall. No one really dancing for the first 3/4 of the dance. Then "keeping the Holy Spirit between you" as heterosexual "couples" "danced" for a song before skittering off. 

Ugh I'm tired and have a long day tomorrow. As Joey says, "I'm too tired to philosophize, Dawson." So true.